Question

5 предложений про смешную шутку в классе на английском языке​

Answer 1

Johnny says:"My dog has no nose."

"Really?", asks his teacher,  Ms Donowan. "How does he smell?"

"Awful!" says Johnny.

Answer 2

1. During a biology class, the teacher asked, "What do you call the process by which plants make their food?" One witty student replied, "Umm... takeout delivery?"

2. In a math class, the teacher said, "Alright, let's solve this equation together. What's the value of 'x'?" A student raised their hand and said, "I heard 'x' is always busy solving its own problems!"

3. In an English class, the teacher was discussing famous authors. A student jokingly asked, "Why did Shakespeare only write in ink?" The class waited for the punchline, and the student grinned, "Because pencils would always break at his command—'To graphite or not to graphite!'"

4. In a history class, the teacher was explaining a particularly complex battle strategy. A student interrupted and said, "I think I figured out why they named it 'warfare.' They should've just called it 'confusefare' instead!"

5. During a chemistry experiment, one student accidentally spilled a chemical and exclaimed, "Oops, there goes my Nobel Prize!" Another student playfully responded, "Don't worry; I think you just discovered a new element: 'Oopsium!'"