Question

Шутка на английском про школу.Срочно!

Answer 1

Ответ:

Teacher: Class, we will have only half a day of school this morning.

Class: Hooray!

Teacher: We will have the other half this afternoon.

Объяснение:

Учитель: Класс, этим утром у нас будет всего половина занятий.

Класс: Ура!

Учитель: Вторая половина будет после обеда.

Answer 2

Sure! Here's a school joke in English:

Why did the math book look sad?

Because it had too many problems!

I hope that brought a smile to your face! ????