Question

Нужен анекдот на английском языке. Приличный, смешной, короткий.

Answer 1

A family of mice were surprised by a big cat.

Father Mouse jumped and said, "Bow-wow!" The cat ran away.

"What was that, Father?" asked Baby Mouse.

"Well, son, that's why it's important to learn a second language."

Answer 2

Here's a clean and short joke in English:

Why don't scientists trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.