Question

Смешной стих на английском

Answer 1

Cows called Daisy
Are often lazy.
But cows called Brian
They be flyin'
Up in the air
And out into space
Because of the grass
And the gasses it makes!

Answer 2

Here's a funny poem for you in English:

There once was a man from Peru, Whose favorite color was blue, He wore blue shoes and a blue hat, And even painted his cat!

But one day he woke with a fright, To find his cat had turned white, He scrubbed and scrubbed with all his might, But the blue just wouldn't come back in sight.

So now he's a man with a cat of white, And he wears red shoes just for spite, But he's still a jolly old fellow, And his blue obsession is now mellow.