Question

a) Match the funny job definitions with the names of the jobs. A banker is ... A diplomat is ... An economist is ... A mathematician is ... A philosopher is ... A programmer is ... A psychologist is ... A schoolteacher is ... A sociologist is ... A professor is ... A modern artist is ... - a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. - someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip. - an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today. - a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - one who throws paint on canvas, wipes it off with a cloth and sells the cloth. - a person who doesn't have a job but at least understands why. - one who talks in someone else's sleep. - someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand. a man whom you pay a lot of money to ask you questions that your wife asks free of charge. - a disillusioned woman who used to think she liked children. someone who, when a beautiful women enters the room and everybody look at her, looks at everybody

Answer 1

and thinks, "What's wrong with all of you? Can't you see she's just a human being like the rest of us?"