Question

Помогите составить анекдот по английскому языку.

Answer 1

Русские туристы.
Пара приехала на курорт. Они зашли в комнату.
Жена увидела мышь и начала кричать: "А-а-а-! Мышь? Скорей звони на ресепшен, ты хоть как-то знаешь английский, а я полный ноль".
Муж звонит (по английски):
- Здравствуйте.
- Здравствуйте.
- Вы смотрели "Том и Джерри"?
- Да.
- Так... Джерри здесь.


Russian tourists.
The couple arrived at the resort. They move into the room.
Wife sees the mouse and starts yelling, "Ah-ah-ah-ah! Mouse! Contact reception, you better know English, and I - full zero."
Husband calls (in English):
- Hеllo.
- Hеllo.
- Do you know "Tom and Jerry"?
- Yes, I do.
- So... Jerry is here.

Answer 2

Sure, I can help you come up with an anecdote in English. Here it is:

Once upon a time, there was a mathematician who loved to tell jokes. He had a unique ability to make even the most complex math problems sound funny. One day, he was invited to speak at a prestigious conference in a foreign country.

As he took the stage, he realized that his English language skills were not as strong as he had thought. Nevertheless, he decided to give it his best shot. He started off by telling a joke about a triangle and a circle.

"Did you hear about the triangle who went to the circle's party?" he asked the audience. "Well, the triangle was