Question

Most people love jokes. A good joke can break the ice and make the conversation enjoyable. My friend’s hobby is collecting jokes. When he __________________ a good joke, he writes it down on a special card. HEAR The cards __________________ in a box in his room. KEEP When I visit __________________, I never miss a chance to read a joke from his collection. Yesterday’s joke was about famous detectives. Here it is. HE One day Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went camping. They put up a tent, made a fire and had a good dinner of meat and __________________. POTATO That night, Holmes __________________ up and asked: "Watson, look up and tell me what you see." WAKE Watson said that he __________________ millions of stars. "And what does it tell you?" Holmes went on his interrogation. SEE "Well, if we apply our deductive method, we’ll come to several conclusions. Astronomically, there are billions of planets. My__________________ conclusion is astrological – I observe Saturn in Leo. TWO And, meteorologically, it’ll be a beautiful day tomorrow. I wish we__________________ this kind of weather more often in this country. And what does the sky tell you, Holmes?" HAVE Holmes was silent for a moment and then said, "Someone __________________ our tent!" STEAL

Answer 1

Most people love jokes. A good joke can break the ice and make the conversation enjoyable. My friend’s hobby is collecting jokes. When he __hears____ a good joke, he writes it down on a special card. HEAR

The cards __are kept____ in a box in his room. KEEP

When I visit ___him____, I never miss a chance to read a joke from his collection. Yesterday’s joke was about famous detectives. Here it is. HE

One day Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went camping. They put up a tent, made a fire and had a good dinner of meat and _potatoes______. POTATO

That night, Holmes ___woke____ up and asked: "Watson, look up and tell me what you see." WAKE

Watson said that he __saw_____ millions of stars. "And what does it tell you?" Holmes went on his interrogation. SEE

"Well, if we apply our deductive method, we’ll come to several conclusions. Astronomically, there are billions of planets. My___second___ conclusion is astrological – I observe Saturn in Leo. TWO

And, meteorologically, it’ll be a beautiful day tomorrow. I wish we___had____ this kind of weather more often in this country. And what does the sky tell you, Holmes?" HAVE
Holmes was silent for a moment and then said, "Someone ____has stolen___ our tent!" STEAL