Question

Пожалуйста помогите написать анекдот (или смешной рассказ) 10-15 предложений на английском. ПЖЖЖЖ дам 17 баллов. Do you know any anecdotes or funny stories about famous people ? Tell your classmates.

Answer 1

Проснувшись утром, жена говорит мужу: "Мне приснилось, что ты подарил мне ожерелье из жемчуга. Как ты думаешь, что это означает?"
Мужчина улыбнулся и поцеловал жену. "Ты узнаешь сегодня вечером," - тихо прошептал он. 
В тот вечер, мужчина возвращается домой со свертком в руках и дает его жене. Она вскочила и обняла его, а затем села на диван, чтобы медленно и деликатно развернуть пакет. 
Внутри находилась книга: "Толкование снов".



Upon waking, a woman said to her husband, "I just dreamt that you gave me a necklace of pearls. What do you think it means?"
The man smiled and kissed his wife. "You`ll know tonight," he softly whispered.
That evening, the man came home with a small package which he gave to his wife. She jumped up and embraced him, and then settled on the couch to slowly and delicately unwrap the package.
It contained a book entitled, 'The Meaning of Dreams'.

Answer 2

Sure, here's a funny story involving a famous personality:

Once upon a time, the renowned scientist Albert Einstein boarded a train. As he settled in, the conductor approached to check tickets. Einstein, in his usual absent-minded manner, began frantically searching through his coat pockets and briefcase.

The conductor, recognizing him, kindly said, "Dr. Einstein, don't worry. I know who you are. I trust you've bought a ticket, so no need to trouble yourself."

Einstein, still rummaging, replied with a smile, "Thank you, but I must find it to know where I'm going!"

The conductor, now puzzled, said, "Dr. Einstein, everyone knows your destination is Princeton."

Einstein chuckled and said, "Young man, that's not what I meant. I've forgotten where I’m going today!"

The conductor, trying not to laugh, reassured him, "Well, don't worry, Dr. Einstein. We'll make sure you reach Princeton."

Meanwhile, a fellow passenger, witnessing the exchange, approached Einstein and offered, "Sir, I believe you're headed to Princeton. Your lecture is tomorrow."

Einstein, relieved, grinned and replied, "Ah, yes, thank you! At least one of us knows where I'm going!"

The train journey continued with Einstein amusingly engrossed in a conversation with the passenger about the mysteries of the universe, completely forgetting his initial ticket search.

Finally, at Princeton, as Einstein stepped off the train, he turned to the conductor and said, "I'm glad you knew where I was going. Otherwise, who knows where I might have ended up!"

The conductor chuckled, bidding Einstein farewell, "Have a great lecture, Dr. Einstein, and don't worry, we'll always make sure you get where you need to be!"

Einstein, waving goodbye with a smile, walked off, leaving behind a train filled with laughter and the warmth of his eccentric genius.

Hopefully, this story about Einstein brought a smile to your face!