Question

Твір про безглуздий винахід на англ мові)пж

Answer 1

1. Crunch Protector - (No. 4,986,334 *, USA). The liquid moistens crunchy slices of flakes and drains into the "settler". The inventor indicated in the accompanying note that trivial filtration does not allow the crunchy pillows and flakes to soak in milk, and therefore the children are eating with great pleasure, which, of course, certainly solves the health problem of the nation.

2. Bunny Syringe ("Bunny Syringe") (No. 3,299,891, 1967). Syringe in the form of a bunny - children in 1967 were also afraid of injections, as well as modern ones. It strikes that the invention was generally patented - because everything is simple. It looks like plagiarism - it's all that patents the sound of "burning", which imitates the sound of a spoon-plane, flying into the mouth of a child

3. Diaper Alarm (No. 4,205,226). Principle of action: a diaphragm, diaper or panties is fitted with a humidity sensor, which indicates ... the actual level of humidity, which "removes the psychological problem of young irritable parents." In fact, nothing is absurd in the present invention, because now the new uniforms of soldiers are equipped with similar sensors that regulate the humidity and temperature of clothing, depending on body temperature, ambient temperature, and so on.

4. The following invention is also based on indications of a sensor mounted on the fork, and is intended to teach people to eat properly. Alarm Fork (No. 5,421,089 *, patented relatively recently - in 1995). The principle of action: the sensor determines the time between the moment when you put something to your mouth and the moment you can repeat the gesture. Simply put, "green" burns - eat, red - chew. The invention should force a person to chew the food thoroughly

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5. The car of love ", according to the author's idea" should remind pets that they love, despite the lack of time, and the lack of the owners themselves. " "This" is called Pet Petter (No. 4,872,422 *, 1989). Ted VanCleave, the author of the collection, does not succeed in the details, so it seems they are not important - the dog, in theory, comes up with a mechanical hand that begins to rattle it. The trick is to correctly "fit" the angle and the direction of wailing up the growth of a dog - a complex system of springs should make hipping pleasant, painless and "by the wolf". It is unclear whether the dog will decide which side to approach. It is unclear what the "car of love" is preferable to, for example, the legs of the table.

6. The following invention is a washable toilet for a cat. In general, it should be noted that the problem of a cat toilet always was a constant attribute of "friendship" of man and cats. Yes, it seems, and will remain. Pet Toilet (Patent No. 4,131,331 *, issued in 1980) is a device for smart and balanced cats. The system works as follows: the cat on the ladder rises to its box, which is located on some of the highlands - perhaps on a regular toilet. "After", the boxes themselves begin to descend. The sensors installed on the stairs determine that the cat left the "place of action". Then the flush is switched on automatically, and the feces disappear in the drain of the toilet. Beautiful and elegant. Especially in the part where the cat majestically rises and descends down the stairs. One disaster is that cats can not tolerate water and sharp sounds, especially around the toilet. It is doubtful that the author was very familiar with cats. 7. Also, by the way, one can mention another invention - a toilet bowl with a backlight (Toilet Landing Lights, No. 5,263,209, patent issued in 1993). In the illustration does not need to - all, as usual, only with illumination, which emits a shimmering blue light directly from the inside. Glow - for those who do not want to turn on the light. Not bad know-how for stunt makers in thrillers.

Answer 2

Title: The Absurd Invention

Once upon a time in the whimsical town of Inventopia, where creativity ran wild and imaginations soared, there lived a peculiar inventor named Professor Whimsy. He was renowned for his outlandish ideas and eccentric experiments, but none of his creations had ever quite achieved the desired success. However, this did not deter the good professor from pursuing his dreams of inventing something extraordinary.

One sunny morning, as the birds sang merrily and the town's inhabitants went about their daily routines, Professor Whimsy had an epiphany. He rushed into his cluttered workshop, brimming with enthusiasm, and declared, "Eureka! Today, I shall unveil my most magnificent invention yet – the Ultimate Sock-Eating Machine!"

His faithful assistant, Mr. Quirk, blinked in astonishment. "A sock-eating machine, sir? But why would anyone want such a contraption?"

"Ah, Mr. Quirk, you lack the visionary mind I possess," replied Professor Whimsy with a wink. "You see, people always lose socks in the laundry, leaving behind lonely single socks. My invention will rid them of this predicament by providing a purpose for those sock orphans!"

With zeal in his heart, the professor began constructing the fantastical device. He fashioned it from mismatched gears, neon-colored buttons, and an assortment of spare parts he found in the dusty corners of his workshop. The result was a hodgepodge machine that looked like a cross between a retro jukebox and a whirling tornado of socks.

On the day of the grand unveiling, the townsfolk gathered in the square, curious and slightly skeptical about the contraption before them. Professor Whimsy stepped forward, adjusting his bow tie and launching into his sales pitch with flamboyant gestures.

"Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the Ultimate Sock-Eating Machine! Simply toss your lone socks into this marvelous apparatus, and it will devour them with unparalleled glee. Behold, the socks shall disappear into the vortex of this invention, only to reappear later, fully matched with their long-lost partners!"

A ripple of laughter and bemusement spread through the crowd. Nevertheless, some brave souls decided to give the invention a try, throwing their solo socks into the churning maw of the machine.

To everyone's delight, the Ultimate Sock-Eating Machine did indeed consume the socks with great enthusiasm. The townsfolk cheered as they witnessed the socks spin and twirl inside, disappearing and reappearing in dazzling patterns. But as the socks emerged from the machine's other end, much to the crowd's surprise, they came out transformed into various peculiar shapes – socks with wings, socks with springs, and even socks with miniature umbrellas.

While the machine's results were not what the townspeople expected, they couldn't help but laugh at the absurdity of the whole spectacle. Even Professor Whimsy himself joined in the laughter, realizing the comical nature of his creation.

Though the Ultimate Sock-Eating Machine may not have fulfilled its original purpose, it brought joy and laughter to Inventopia. Tourists from neighboring towns came to witness the spectacle, and the town's economy thrived as a result. People would toss their mismatched socks into the machine just for the amusement of it all, embracing the eccentricity that had become synonymous with Inventopia.

In the end, Professor Whimsy learned a valuable lesson – that not all inventions need to have a practical purpose to bring happiness. Sometimes, the most absurd creations can be the ones that bring the greatest joy and unite a community in laughter and wonder.

And so, the Ultimate Sock-Eating Machine remained a beloved oddity in Inventopia, a testament to the imaginative spirit of its creator and a reminder that even the most bizarre ideas can leave a lasting impression on the world.