Question

Напишите смешной рассказ на английском (желательно побольше) Заранее спасибо!!

Answer 1

It happened about a year ago. Our family bought a new car, and parents decided to celebrate it all together in the cafe. We enjoyed great food, had a conversation and a lot of fun. Dad was happy and he told us many jokes, everybody laughed more and more. We played the fools and couldn't stop.When it was time to go, Dad paid and left cafe to warm up the car, and Mom, her friend, my brother and I lingered in the cafe. When we went out, we realised that it was already dark outside - so we couldn't see well. And the second thing we reailsed was the fact, that nobody can remember exactly, what our new car looks like! But Mom confidently went toward the black car, that was standing nearly. "Oh, Dad is waiting inside, it's ours. Come on".
Just imagine: the company of four very noisy people, singing, talking loudly, laughing out, get into car. Mum turn to driver and exclaimed cheerfully: "Sasha, let's go!"...The driver looked at us with eyes full of fear and cried out desperatly: "I am not Sasha, I am Egor!!! Who are you?!"Then we, absolutly confused and quiet, get in the right car, we told Dad about it. He couldn't drive for 5 minutes becouse of laughing.


Это случилось около года назад. Наша семья купила новую машину и родители решили отпраздновать это в кафе всей семьёй. Мы вкусно поели, поболтали и посмеялись. Папа был счастлив и рассказывал анекдоты один за другим, все смеялись без остановки. Мы валяли дурака и не могли остановиться. Когда пришло время уходить, папа заплатил и пошёл заводить автомобиль, а мама, тётя, брат и я задержались. Когда мы вышли, мы поняли, что уже стемнело, и в темноте мы не очень хорошо ориентировались. Второе, что мы обнаружили - что никто не помнит точно, как выглядит наша новая машина! Но мама уверенно направилась к ближайшему черному автомобилю. "Вот и папа уже нас ждёт, это наша машина, пошли".
Просто представитье: компания из четырёх очень шумных людей, поющих, громко разговаривающих и хохочущих, вваливаются в машину. Мама поворичавается к водителю и радостно восклицает: "Саша, поехали!"...Водитель посмотрел на нас глазами, полными ужаса, и отчаянно возопил: "Я не Саша, Я ЕГОР! Кто вы все?!"И мы, абсолютно сконфуженные и притихшие, наконец сели в нужную машину и рассказали об этом папе. Он ещё 5 минут не мог тронуться с места от смеха. 

Answer 2

Once upon a time in a small town, there lived a peculiar fellow named Mr. Jingles. Now, Mr. Jingles was known for his rather unusual habit of talking to his plants. Not just a casual "hello" or "how are you," but full-blown conversations about the weather, the latest gossip in town, and even philosophical debates about the meaning of life. Needless to say, the townsfolk found this behavior quite entertaining, and some even suspected that Mr. Jingles' plants were secretly giving him advice on the stock market.

One sunny morning, as Mr. Jingles was having a heated debate with his prized sunflower, a group of aliens landed their spaceship right in the middle of the town square. The townspeople were naturally shocked, but Mr. Jingles saw this as a perfect opportunity to introduce his extraterrestrial friends to his beloved plants.

As Mr. Jingles approached the spaceship, the aliens emerged, looking rather perplexed by the sight of a man talking to a sunflower. Mr. Jingles, undeterred by their strange appearance, enthusiastically introduced himself and his leafy companions. To everyone's surprise, the aliens responded by communicating with the plants in a series of melodious hums and chirps.

The townsfolk watched in amazement as the sunflower, in particular, seemed to be engaged in a deep conversation with the aliens. Mr. Jingles beamed with pride, convinced that his beloved plant was finally getting the recognition it deserved.

Before long, the aliens bid their leafy friends and Mr. Jingles farewell, promising to return for more delightful conversations. As they soared back into the cosmos, the townspeople couldn't help but chuckle at the absurdity of the situation. Mr. Jingles, now hailed as the town's official ambassador to the intergalactic community, continued his lively conversations with his plants, knowing that he had made a connection that was truly out of this world.

And so, in a small town where the extraordinary became the norm, Mr. Jingles and his talking plants lived happily ever after, knowing that friendship knows no bounds, not even across the stars.