Question

Привет ! Очень прошу напишите юмористическую историю не большую . Дам 100 баллов и лучший ответ . Как можно быстрее Примечание : на английском

Answer 1

Train. A general, a cadet and a mother and daughter are traveling on the train. They drive into the tunnel, and the sound of a kiss and a slap is heard in the dark.

Mother's thoughts: - Well done daughter, knows how to stand up for herself.

Daughter's thoughts: - Strange! I'm younger, and he's bothering my mom!

Thoughts of the general: - It's strange, the cadet is bothering, but i have been slapped

Thoughts of the cadet: - Now there will be another tunnel, I will kiss my hand and hit the general again!

Answer 2

Sure, here's a short humorous story for you:

Once upon a time, in a small town, there lived a man named Bob. Bob was known for his clumsiness and his ability to turn any situation into a hilarious disaster.

One day, Bob decided to try his luck at a new job as a delivery driver. He was excited to start his first day and impress his boss. Little did he know that his clumsiness would soon take center stage.

On his very first delivery, Bob was tasked with delivering a cake to a birthday party across town. As he got into his delivery van, he accidentally knocked over a box of party hats, causing them to scatter all over the road. Bob quickly jumped out of the van to collect the hats, but in his haste, he slipped on a banana peel and fell flat on his back.

Unfazed by his mishap, Bob got up, dusted himself off, and continued on his way. As he drove through town, he couldn't help but notice a loose manhole cover in the middle of the road. Thinking it would be best to avoid it, Bob swerved to the right, but ended up crashing into a lamppost instead.

With the cake now slightly damaged, Bob hurriedly made his way to the birthday party. He nervously rang the doorbell and handed over the cake, trying to hide the fact that it was slightly lopsided from the accident. The birthday boy's eyes widened in surprise when he saw the cake, but instead of being disappointed, he burst into laughter.

Turns out, the birthday boy had a great sense of humor and loved a good joke. He found Bob's mishaps to be the funniest thing he had ever witnessed. The entire party joined in on the laughter, and Bob couldn't help but join in too.

From that day on, Bob became the town's favorite delivery driver. People would specifically request him for their deliveries, just to witness his hilarious antics. His clumsiness had turned into a source of joy and laughter for everyone.

And so, Bob continued to spread laughter with each delivery he made, turning ordinary moments into extraordinary memories. The town couldn't help but love him, and Bob couldn't help but embrace his role as the town's beloved clumsy hero.

I hope this story brought a smile to your face!