Question

Помогите, пожалуйста!! Напишете анектод на английском (желательно, чтобы было 7 предложений!) или забавный рассказ

Answer 1

Ответ:

Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her husband dies. She remarries two weeks later, and has 22 children by her next husband. Then he dies. A while later, she dies.

At the funeral, the priest looks skyward and says, "At least they're finally together."

A guy sitting in the front row says, "Excuse me Father, but do you mean her and her first husband, or her and her second husband?"

The priest says, "I mean her legs."

Объяснение:

Answer 2

Certainly, here's a short funny story for you:

Once upon a time, in a small town, there was a dog named Max who thought he was a cat. Max lived with a family of cats and had never seen another dog before. He spent his days chasing his tail, climbing trees, and even meowing instead of barking.

One day, Max's family decided to take him to a dog park. Max was confused at first, surrounded by other dogs who were barking and wagging their tails. He tried to climb a tree in the park, only to find out that dogs couldn't climb trees. Max's attempt was so hilarious that all the dog owners burst into laughter.

Embarrassed but undeterred, Max tried to make friends with the other dogs. He approached a big, tough-looking bulldog and meowed. The bulldog stared at him, then burst out laughing. It turned out; the bulldog thought Max was the funniest dog he had ever met.

From that day on, Max continued to think he was a cat but also made friends with dogs who appreciated his unique personality. And so, Max the dog who thought he was a cat became the star of the dog park, bringing laughter and smiles to everyone he met.