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Помогите пожалуйста перевести.За ранее огромное спасибо Four hundred Hebridean lobsters facing certain death were given a brief reprieve when the plane taking them to France to become lobster pot, bisque, and quadrille was forced to make an emergency landing behind Wormwood Scrubs prison in the west London yesterday. The lobsters were en route from the Outer Hebridges in Scotland to Le Touquet in northern France when the Cessna 206 light aircraft transporting them developed engine trouble. The Danish pilot, 46- year-old Mr. Carsten Petersen, managed to guide the plane down on the land 200 yards from the Scrubs. Mr. Petersen, who lives in County Offaly in the Irish Republic, had made earlier abortive attempts to land on Clapham Common or Battersea Park in south London. A spokesman for Heathrow Airport said Mr. Petersen had radioed the, saying his plane was suffering from severe bivrating and he needed to make a speedy landing. The airport was put on emergency alert but in the end, he was forced to put it down in London. It seems he found some open space and had a very lucky escape. The pilot and his cargo emerged unscathed. 'The lobsters are sick of flying,' said Mr. Petersen before dashing off to sell his cargo at Billingsgate fish market before it died of natural causes. 'If you go into a good London restaurant, you might get one.' Mr. Petersen hoped his crippled aircraft would be hauled away this morning. Scotland Yard confirmed that the plane and its lobster cargo were being treated as an emergency landing and no charges will be brought. Residents who live around the prison are more used to breakout dramas than forced landings. One commented: 'Why don't they give the lobsters to the prisoners?'

Answer 1

Четыреста гебридских омаров, столкнувшихся с определенной смертью, получили кратковременную отсрочку
когда самолет доставит их во Францию, чтобы сделать лобстер, бисквит и
кадриль была вынуждена приземлиться на аварийную посадку за полами полыни
вчера на западе Лондона. Омары были в пути от Внешнего
Мосты в Шотландии в Ле Туке на севере Франции, когда Cessna 206
легкий транспорт. Датский пилот, 46-
летний Карстен Петерсен, сумевший направить самолет на землю 200
ярдов от Скрабов. Мистер Петерсен, который живет в графстве Оффали на ирландском языке
Республика, предприняла предварительную абортивную попытку приземлиться на Clapham Common или
Парк Battersea на юге Лондона.
Представитель аэропорта Хитроу сказал: Петерсен разозлил поговорку
самолет страдал от тяжелой двусмысленности, и ему нужно было сделать быстрый
посадка. Аэропорт был настороже, но, в конце концов, он был вынужден
Положите его в Лондон. Похоже, он нашел какое-то открытое пространство и очень повезло
бежать. Пилот и его груз оказались невредимыми.
«Омарам больно летать», - сказал г-н. Петерсен, прежде чем спешить продать
груз в Биллингсгейтской рыбе. «Если вы зайдете в
хороший ресторан в Лондоне, вы можете получить его ».
Мистер Петерсен надеялся, что его калечащий самолет будет уволен сегодня утром.
Скотланд-Ярд подтвердил, что обрабатывают самолет и его груз омара
как аварийная посадка, и никаких сборов не будет предъявлено. Жители, которые живут
вокруг тюрьмы.
Один прокомментировал: «Почему они не дают омары заключенным?

Answer 2

Four hundred Hebridean lobsters, who were destined to become lobster pot, bisque, and quadrille in France, were given a brief reprieve when the plane transporting them had to make an emergency landing behind Wormwood Scrubs prison in West London. The lobsters were being transported from the Outer Hebridges in Scotland to Le Touquet in northern France when the Cessna 206 light aircraft they were on developed engine trouble. The Danish pilot, 46-year-old Mr. Carsten Petersen, managed to land the plane on open land 200 yards from the prison, after making earlier abortive attempts to land in south London. The pilot and his cargo emerged unscathed. Mr. Petersen then sold his cargo at Billingsgate fish market before it died of natural causes. The plane and its lobster cargo were treated as an emergency landing by the authorities, and no charges were brought.